Thoughts Whilst Listening to Wham’s Everything She Wants in the Shower

Hits the snooze button. Again.

For the past gazillionty years, a disturbing number of songs revolve around menfolk lamenting that his woman is a mean bitch doing his angelic ass wrong.

Case in point: Everything She Wants, by Wham!

What’s this chick’s damage? After all, the protagonist gives you all his money. He must give you all his money because…