Five Probably Best Forgotten Seventies Love Songs

I apologize in advance

Am I in hell? This is hell, isn't it?

Heavy on the cheese, please. Yeah, these songs have probably been forgotten for a reason. Yikes.

But I’m gonna bring this shit back, wearing a stick pin in my cowl neck sweater and reeking of Love’s Baby Soft. Because I love you guys and want you to share my Engelbert Humperdinck earworm. You mean that much to me.